Wednesday, April 9, 2008
Love it or Hate it?
It's Ian Ziering. He's hot. Yes, I know he was on Beverly Hills 90210, but don't judge him. He has a great smile.
Karl Malone. He deserted us. But he still has great guns. The thing with Karl is this. He's hot. Until he opens his mouth. Or smiles. Plus he's kind of a big whiny baby. I still love him, but if I were actually out somewhere with him in public, I would probably have to say, "don't say anything, just stand there and look pretty. And put your hand on my boob."
Gil Grissom. Hot and smart. Love him, especially bearded him. He hardly ever smiles, that's awesome.
Chris Farley. Man, nothing attracts me more than a man who can make me laugh. Plus I usually like men who are bigger than me. I would have married you Chris, you didn't have to go to prostitutes and be a crackhead. Damn you.
Cosmo Kramer. Again, big part of the attraction here, makes me laugh.
Stephen King. Damn, what a dork. But I love him. I want to marry you Stephen, so you can tell me stories every night while I fall asleep. I would love to have just one conversation with this guy, my mind boggles at his genius. And that's attractive.
Steven Tyler....Yes, he's ass. A lot. Probably one of the uglier members of the male species, but holy hell, is he sexy. Just something about him.
HATE IT...
Jack Black. Dude, there will NEVER be another Chris Farley. Get over it.
Ryan Seacrest. He bugs me.
George W. Hate him, and not because he is an unattractive person. Because he is stupid. And a jackass.
Oh Luke Perry. For starters, you could screen a movie on his forehead. Also, he weighs about a hundred pounds, and I just can't get bothered about a guy with a 22-inch waist.
Captain Jack Sparrow. You know, not being much into pirates or these stupid movies, I won't pretend to understand their hygiene situation, but damn, it's called soap, look into it.
Justin Timberlake. Ugh, I don't think I even need to say anything. This fabulous picture says it all for me. Wait, I lied. "Hey, Timberlake, you're WHITE. Deal with it."
I'm not a Jack Black fan either but I have to agree with Rae- he's wonderful in The Holiday.
Jack was great in The Holiday but that movie was the first time I truly appriciated Jude Law for his "finer" talents.
Your mom has a present for you from me. Ask her for it if she didn't give it to you.
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